"Waiting for a train in the steel town of Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire: two little kids are playing in the empty station, pretending to be this familiar superhero and that. Then they come up with one that puzzles me: 'I’m Donald Trump!' – a superhero whose devastating power appears to be passing wind in the direction of his adversary.
Later the mystery is explained to me: 'Trump' is British slang for 'fart'."
Britain's eerily similar election: Go Here - (see also comments).